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Princess Aiko Of Japan

I love to see her mother akiko. Do you remember that prince of Japan really love her until his mother (queen) herself ask akiko to marry with her son. Akiko is really pretty and studyin in two university.. oxford and Priceton

How to sex of a fly

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly


A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?'
She asked.

'Hunting Flies'
He responded.

'Oh. ! Killing any?'
She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded,
'3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.

Urgent message from TELEKOM

Urgent Message from TELEKOM

To those who have a telekom home phone, please read. Here is the original text received from Telekom:-If you get a call from someone identifying himself as a phone technician performing a test, and this person asks you to touch nine( 9 ), zero( 0); hash sign ( # ) and then hang up. Please REFUSE TO DO SO! By pushing 90#, you are giving the individual, who called you, access to your telephone line and allowing them to place a long distance call with the charges appearing on your telephone bill.We were further informed that line scam has been originating from many of the local jails/prisons.

Please pass the word around.

Thanks & Regards

A friend live

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him He looked up and I saw th is terrible sadness in his eyes My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. ' They really should get lives. ' He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!' There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived.

As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends He said yes.

We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more liked him, and my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday! ' He just laughed and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship.

Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous! Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. ' Thanks,' he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach...but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile.

Not until that moment did I realize it's depth. Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others. 'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'

There is no beginning or end..

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift.

Working Mood Change

THIS IS STATE WHERE U COME TO WORK

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AND AT LAST SATURDAY AND SUNDAY

TAWARAN TEMUDUGA KERAJAAN

TAWARAN KERJA
Minat dalam bidang PERTAHANAN?
Bantu skuad negara dalam membanteras jenayah.

Syarat-syarat:
1. Bumiputra shj
2. Tidak Rabun Warna
3. Kelayakan Minimum SPM
4. Berumur diantara 18-40 tahun

Kelebihan:
1. Kerja di bawah kerajaan
2. Gaji pokok : RM1800
3. Elaun bulanan (Kola) : RM300
4. Elaun penginapan RM300
5. Uniform: RM200
6. Dobi RM60
7. Percuma kursus mempertahankan diri
8. Kenaikan pangkat secara lantikan dari ketua unit jawatan dan mengambil ujian khas

Sekiranya berminat sila hadir pada sesi temuduga dan dikehendaki membawa kad pengenalan diri serta gambar berukuran passport pada 23 DEC 2008 di Jabatan Pertahanan Awam

Bagi yang berkelayakan uniform akan diberikan 3 pasang setiap seorang dan kelengkapan lain (lengkap) serta perlu melaporkan diri 60 hari surat tawaran jawatan.

Jawatan:
1. Power Rangers
2. Kamen Riders
3. Ultraman
4. Sailormoon (wanita shj)

Pastor bussiness card

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.

At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, butno answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10.'Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke upin gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I standat the door and knock.' Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard yourvoice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.'Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?

'A cheerful heart is good medicine' (Prov. 17:22)